Internet Psychology Matters with Eminent Psychologist Doctor Heinrich Schovengasch

Running a page about your writing on Facebook or even having a blog can be difficult to keep exciting, so why not simply put up a few inspirational quotes to keep it fresh?

However, be careful because sometimes these quotes may give the reader a different message from the one intended. There is often a gap between what we think we are saying and what we are actually conveying.

Live every day as if it is your last.

What you think you’re saying:

I am an exciting person who takes life by the scruff of the neck, rolls up my sleeves and just wades in.

What you’re actually saying:

I just pissed away my mortgage/rent money on a night out and I may now have an STD.

You have nothing to fear but fear itself.

What you think you’re saying:

I am an exciting well rounded person who faces up to every challenge that comes my way and deals with it.

What you’re actually saying:

I’m shitting myself that the results may come back positive and my cock/hairy chair is going to fall off.

True beauty lies within.

What you think you’re saying:

I am a strong and powerful woman who doesn’t need the approval of the media to feel empowered.

What you’re actually saying:

I’m a bit of a minger.

If God had wanted us to look like skeletons, he’d have put them on the outside.

What you think you’re saying:

It’s unnatural to be thin and it looks unhealthy and unattractive.

What you’re actually saying:

I’m fat.